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Oral Roberts’ Brother Anal Dies of Staph Infection


Oral Roberts’ Brother Anal Dies of Staph Infection

By Joe Bodolai

Columbia, S.C. – Just weeks after his family suffered the loss of its patriarch , Anal Roberts, the flamboyant homosexual brother of late televangelist Oral Roberts, died today of a staph infection at his home in Columbia. He was 83.

The outspoken gay rights advocate was known for his colorful attire, often tending toward open-ass leather chaps, 18th Century Admirals’ hats and wooden clogs.

He is survived by his long time partner, Jerome “Scatman” Williams, head of the African-American Transexual Coprophilia Foundation.

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