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Headlines from the Near Future


COMING SOON ON SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOE!

By Joe Bodolai

  • New “Full Body” Scanners Allow TSA Goons to Masturbate on the Job
  • Former Texas Tech Coach Mike Leach Up for “Dream Job” – Gitmo
  • Lady Gaga Wins Grammy for “Best Male Vocalist” for “Poke Her Face”
  • Gary Condit Named “Decade’s Most Forgotten Man” – Who?
  • Which Actress Breaks New Year’s Resolution: “No New STDs For At Least a Month”?
  • Cancer Cure Found, Then Destroyed – “Would Cost Too Many Jobs”

Categories: Comedy and Satire
  1. Kathleen
    January 7, 2010 at 8:43 am

    Joe you crack me up! Love ya mean it!
    K

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