Headlines from the Near Future
COMING SOON ON SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOE!
By Joe Bodolai
- New “Full Body” Scanners Allow TSA Goons to Masturbate on the Job
- Former Texas Tech Coach Mike Leach Up for “Dream Job” – Gitmo
- Lady Gaga Wins Grammy for “Best Male Vocalist” for “Poke Her Face”
- Gary Condit Named “Decade’s Most Forgotten Man” – Who?
- Which Actress Breaks New Year’s Resolution: “No New STDs For At Least a Month”?
- Cancer Cure Found, Then Destroyed – “Would Cost Too Many Jobs”
Categories: Comedy and Satire