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KISS Calls Up KISS Army Reserve


KISS Calls Up KISS Army Reserve

By Joe Bodolai

Faced with what leader Ace Freheley said were “deficiencies in our ability to deploy fans”, the band today announced that they were going to activate the tens of thousands of Kiss Army reservists, many of whom have not been on active duty since the 1970’s. “Quite frankly, the Dr. Pepper recruiting ads weren’t working.”

“These guys are largely fat and out of shape,” Freheley admitted, “just like us.” His plan did not say how they were going to locate many of the reservists, who have largely switched to “other bands and even other (radio) formats,” he added. “For some of these guys, KISS now means  just listening to oldies, or even talk radio, but we’re going to get them back into leather, back into makeup, and get those lighters in the air. I think we’ll be able to rock and roll all night and part of every day.

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