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By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

Although well behind their timetable for adopting a constitution, the Iraqi lackeyship has decided to speed up the process by adapting the U.S. Constitution to the realities of contemporary Iraq. SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOE!  has obtained a working copy of the rough draft of the preamble as Iraqi lawmakers have marked it up so far:

“We the people Shi’ites, Sunni’s, and Kurds of Iraq, in order to form appease the United States with a more perfect internationally acceptable union show of unity against our brethren insurgents, establish justice U.S. military power, insure domestic tranquility the oil pipelines, provide for the common defense of the oilfields, promote the general welfare illusion of peace, and secure the blessings of Liberty Halliburton to ourselves and to our posterity American investors do ordain cobble together and establish temporarily use this Constitution for The United States of America Iraq and the media of the United States of America.”

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