Headlines From the Near Future
HEADLINES FROM THE NEAR FUTURE
By Joe Bodolai
- Spelling Mistake Sends Omaha Film Critic To Gory Death Reviewing “Abbatoir”
- Nobel Peace Prize to be Decided by ”Punt Pass Kick“ Winner at Halftime of Super Bowl ”to Restore Credibility.“ Miley Cyrus Early Favorite.
- California Law Seeking to Impose Tax on Starbuck’s Orders Longer Than Three Words Amended to Seven Words, ”Three is Impossible!“, says Governor.
Categories: Comedy and Satire