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Sexy Super Hot Bollywood Video Snubbed by Grammys!


Academy Says “What? You Expect us to Understand Foreign Words?”

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved.

The Academy of Grandmother’s Major Label Marketing and Sciences (“the Grammys”) refused to allow what is generally regarded by the rest of the world as the “sexiest, hottest video of this or any year” into awards consideration.

Grammy spokesperson Daisy May Clampett III explained the omission by calling the video “just a bunch of caterwaulin’ with toe rings and forehead dots. We’re all about message and meaning, not just hot outfits, kickass dance moves by hot girls and meatstick guys. We honor serious artists with no gimmicks, such as this year’s Best Male Vocalist nominee Lady Gaga.”

Okay Academy, Say It Ain’t So, Joe! has obtained an exclusive translation of the lyrics by the prestigious Quality Shows Inaccurate Translation service. This is what it sounds like to me:

Categories: Comedy and Satire

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