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Former Cheney Administration Spokesman George W. Bush Advocates Killing Spree!


Tops Billing at Safari Club International Convention

By Joe Bodolai © 2010

Former Cheney Administration spokesman George W. Bush is bringing his ”motivational speaking“ talents to Reno, Nevada, where he will address the Safari Club International, a group of big-game hunters who kill animals for sport. Bush will be accompanied by one of his handlers, the former Actual President’s daughter Liz Cheney.

The Safari Club bills itself as “the leader in protecting the freedom to hunt and in promoting wildlife conservation worldwide” which to me reads like an oxymoron, a word so appropriate because it includes ”ox“ for the hunting part and ”moron“ for you know who.

One Down, Just a Few More to Go...

SCI, as they are also known, is a lobby group that also includes in its membership George H.W. Bush, among whose powerful personal missions is to persuade the government of Botswana to loosen laws restricting hunting of that country’s dwindling lion population. The SCI also has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to Republicans to pressure for eliminating import restrictions on “trophy parts” of near-extinct species. So when they speak of “wildlife conservation” it’s apparent they mean trophy cases.

Billing for the event also includes the band Three Dog Night, named for a typical post-show evening with their unsmokinly unhot groupies.

Categories: Comedy and Satire
  1. Dave Burns
    January 13, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    Hi…
    If I’m not mistaken, SCI is a Christian oriented and funded organiaztion. If I am correct, then I believe that their basic Evangelical/Serial Killer agenda should have been mentioned in your article.
    Dave

    • January 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm

      Hi Dave,

      Thanks for your comment. I was unable to verify the Christian Fundamentalist association but it wouldn’t surprise me. I checked out their website for admission of that and didn’t find it. I wanted to get the story up as soon as I could and I did not want to trust stating something like that by sourcing from sites where it is merely an allegation.

      Send it to you friends and see if anybody can button this down.

      Thanks again,

      Joe

  2. area51
    January 13, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Fitting that Bush, a murderer, would deliver a motivational speech to a group of murderers.

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