Biggest Rivalry in Sports: Shirts Take Commanding Two Game Lead Over Skins
By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved
The biggest rivalry in sports heated up last night as the Shirts took a 19-17 beer league touch football victory in Plano, Texas to go up by two games on the Skins in their best-of-infinity series. The all-time matchup now stands at 23,998,566,557 – 23,998,566,555 in favor of the fully-clothed side. Earlier in the day, a private boys’ school soccer match in Groton, Connecticut gave the shirts a one-game lead which, according to MIT Professor of Statistics and Probabilities Faoud al-Hakh, “usually works out to be a 50-50 proposition. It could take years for the Skins to catch up or, who knows, the tide could swing entirely the other way by the end of today’s action.” Vegas oddsmakers have made the Shirts a 1.00000000000000002.1-1.00000000000000001.9 favorite.
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