“CSI London” Unaired Pilot! 70 Years Ago!
SHERLOCK HOLMES BROKE IT ALL DOWN FOR Y’ALL JUST COPY AND ADD BIKINIS, YOU GOT CSI:MIAMI
By Joe Bodolai (c) All rights reserved
“Deductive reasoning without technology? Are you (excrementing) me?, asked “CSI: Spring Break” Producer Candy Kanelmeier, when asked to screen the pilot for CSI: London, originally produced over seventy years ago!
“That is so not unrealistic! Look, guys love futuristic Big Brother technology and hot chicks in lab coats. Bring me that and we’ll talk.”
Fans of Sherlock Holmes (predating the current Robert Downey, Jr. version) pointed out that Holmes was unable to sport trademark sunglasses due to the English climate, but Horatio Caine was unable to play the violin nor properly sport wool overcoats. “Cha!” say Holmes fans, who did grudgingly admit that Eva LaRue and Adam Rodriguez blew the sidekick sexalicious doors off the loveable fumbling Nigel Bruce.