Be Your Own Reality TV Sweeps Week Programmer!
BE YOUR OWN SWEEPS PROGRAMMER!
By Joe Bodolai
The techniques of U.S. TV network programmers have been discovered by a Say It Ain’t So Joe! team studying a room full of chimpanzees. Now, for the first time, is the secret chart they use to create their slate of “sweeps week” sensational programming.
Simply pick one word from each column at random and – presto! – you’ll be programming just like the geniuses at FOX or E!
|Secrets of||The Kardashians||Wildest||Sex Tapes|
|Shocking!||Victoria’s Secret’s||Funniest||Medical Mishaps|
|The Girls of||Jersey Shore’s||Murderous||Makeovers|
Personally, I’d go with The Girls of America’s Nakedest Medical Mishaps. Program your own and let me know. I’ll let the networks know.