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Be Your Own Reality TV Sweeps Week Programmer!


BE YOUR OWN SWEEPS PROGRAMMER!

By Joe Bodolai

The techniques of U.S. TV network programmers have been discovered by a Say It Ain’t So Joe! team studying a room full of chimpanzees. Now, for the first time, is the secret chart they use to create their slate of “sweeps week” sensational programming.

Simply pick one word from each column at random and – presto! – you’ll be programming just like the geniuses at FOX or E!

Inside America’s Dumbest Supermodels
Exposed! The World’s Nakedest Cops
Secrets of The Kardashians Wildest Sex Tapes
Shocking! Victoria’s Secret’s Funniest Medical Mishaps
The Girls of Jersey Shore’s Murderous Makeovers
Snookie’s Most Embarrassing Celebrity Meltdowns

Personally, I’d go with The Girls of America’s Nakedest Medical Mishaps. Program your own and let me know. I’ll let the networks know.

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