Exclusive! Tiger Woods Breaks Out of Rehab!
Exclusive! Tiger Breaks Out of Rehab
By Joe Bodolai © 2010 All rights reserved
Say It Ain’t So, Joe! staff have learned that serial adulterer Tiger Woods has escaped from rehab and is currently on the prowl once again. Apparently unable to handle the rigors of 24 hour Barry Manilow music, aversion therapy featuring forced watching of The View, Brokeback Mountain, and Richard Simmons workout videos, the VIP cocktail waitress hunter left the facility early this morning. “At this time, Eldrick Woods is no longer under treatment,“ said spokeman Eunuch Powell,” Rehabilitation can only begin when one has hit bottom, and Tiger likely has many more bottoms to hit.”