Home > Comedy and Satire > Glossary of Terms in Iraq War

Glossary of Terms in Iraq War

A Handy Guide to Understanding Iraq War Jargon

By Joe Bodolai  (c) 2010, All rights reserved

A-10 Warthog – Female journalists’ nickname for Wolf Blitzer

Embedded – Journalists “in bed” with the U.S. military. Signs of wishful embedding include former military men flirting openly on air with Paula Zahn.

MRE’s – prepackaged rations, stands for “Meals Ready to Expel”

Bunker Busters – The result of consuming MRE’s.

Target-Rich Environment – bar full of single women

Qusay and Uday – Original Pig Latin names of Saddam Hussein’s sons.

Special Republican Guard – Dick Cheney, Trent Lott, and other senior GOP officials

Nebuchadnezzar Republican Guard – Joe Lieberman

“Human Intelligence” – opposite of “military intelligence”

Collateral Damage – Reduction in real estate value caused by bombing civilian areas. Oh, and death of civilians.

WMD — Washington Men in Denial

Drones — Members of U.S. Congress obediently voting for war funding

Attritted – Archaic English term for “bombed the crap out of”

Heard on  the Arab Street – Made up by FOX News

Categories: Comedy and Satire
  1. No comments yet.
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s