Hot Sexy Bollywood Video Slammed By Oral Roberts’ Brother Anal
“Salamis Are For Eatin’ Not for Itchin’!”
By Joe Bodolai © 2011, All rights reserved.
Rev. Anal Roberts, reputed brother of the late televangelist Oral Roberts, called on cable providers to ban the latest hot sexy Bollywood video, which he says “promotes blindness. Blindness is sorta cool if you’re Stevie Wonder or Roy Orbison but you wouldn’t want ’em driving. Christ! Be worse than a Chinaman!,” he explained. “I ask you India, or Pakistan, or Indiana wherever these videos come from, does your Christ want you to be pro-blindness? And it’s a medical fact that itching your salami causes blindaciousness.” Roberts went on to blame the rash of pro-blindness videos with the hit movie “Slumdog Millionaire”. “I can see where if you’re in India you gotta blind your kid to make a dent in the highly competitive child begging marketplace, but this is Georgia, we have pageants for that.”
Say It Ain’t So, Joe! has obtained an exclusive translation of the lyrics by the prestigious Quality Shows Inaccurate Translation service. This is what it sounds like to me: