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“God’s Power Offor” is a Football Player’s Real Name? Of course… But He’s Not Barkevious Mingo!


“God’s Power Offor” and Other Real Names From College Football’s National Signing Day

This Year’s All-Name Team

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

College football has always featured players with great names, but perhaps none as truly awesome as “God’s Power Offor”, a defensive end from Miami. Some other standouts on this year’s all-name team include:

  • Munchie Legaux from New Orleans is LeGeauxing to Cincinnati
  • Prince Shembo will Shembonify Notre Dame
  • Jose Jose is headed to Miami Miami
  • Wave Ryder from, of course, Honolulu, signed with landlocked Utah State
  • Fre’Shad Hunter joins the Wolfpack Fre’Sure at North Carolina State
  • Furious Bradley is pissed off  so look out Southern Mississippi
  • Da’Rick Rogers is volunteering for Tennessee and not to be confused with other Ricks
  • Toquavius Gilchrist is taking his Toquaviusness to South Carolina

Some previous all-name team stars include:

  • Yourhighness Morgan wants Florida Atlantic fans to kiss his ring
  • Barkevious Mingo of LSU is too Barkevious to Mingo with

And you thought Lawyer Milloy was good!

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