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TRENDS: ”Make Mine Decap”: Mexican Drug Gangs Now Lopping Off Heads


Dumping Bodies in Vats of Acid is “So Last Year“

By Joe Bodolai © 2010 All rights reserved

While some media outlets use clever headlines to minimize the shock of these actions, Say It Ain’t so, Joe! refuses to use terminology which diminishes the horrific callousness of this awesomely cruel style of execution. Kinda.

Mexican Drug Lords Setting the Pace in Murder Style

”We were dumping bodies in vats of acid,“ said Juan ”Huevos“ Siegel of the notorious Zetas, ”but not getting the media play we wanted because there was nothing to see. Nothing scares the (excrement) out of people like a row of heads.” The gang is responsible for a rash of beheadings of rivals, police, and military. The heads have been dumped in public locations, including a disco. “Talk about a buzz kill, “he said. “We out Qaida Al-Qaida. If there was an Al-Qaida.”

The gang expects to continue their bloody reign of terror ”until the public gets bored with it. Then we’ll just have to step it up and (description too horrific  to include).”

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