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Holy Water-Gate: The Search for the Pope’s “Deep Throat”


What Did the Pope Know and When Did He Know It?

Note: This article is not humor but opinion.

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

Somewhere in the byzantine caverns and workings of the Vatican there surely must be one honest priest troubled by what he sees around him. Perhaps he is shredding documents, has recordings, or is an eyewitness to a monstrous coverup. Clearly the massive pedophilia cover-up is the biggest scandal to befall the Catholic Church in decades.

It is crucial for the whole truth to be told. And when it is, the Pope must resign and face the consequences. Surely this will shake the trust of Catholics around the world forever. The history of Papal hypocrisy is centuries old, from Pope Urban VI commissioning a painting of his mistress as the Blessed Virgin Mary to complicity with the Nazis before and during World War II. And now Joseph Ratzinger is at the head of a conspiracy to aid and abet child abuse around the world by silencing victims, refusing to discipline or defrock priests, let alone try them on criminal charges, and covering up and claiming immunity.

When the blinders come off, perhaps the Catholic Church will be exposed for what it is – a tax-dodging real estate empire preaching that by putting money into collection plates believers will be able to take up residence in an imaginary gated community called Heaven. For many living in agony and squalor, this promise is what guides them through their hellish earthly existence and makes the Church criminally rich beyond belief.

What will happen when they realize that perhaps everything they have been told is false? Perhaps when the scope of the collective and officially-supported preying upon children scandal is fully exposed, the Catholic Church will become accountable for all its crimes against humanity in the name of Jesus.
What the world needs is the Pope’s “deep throat” to meet a new Woodward and Bernstein in a Vatican parking garage and blow the lid off this monstrous horror. All it may take is one honest priest.

Categories: Social Issues
  1. Valatears O'Crapsky
    April 3, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Any institution that demands such a high degree of obedience and uniformity of opinion and devoutness, while proclaiming the infallibility of its ruler and a constructing a strict hierarchy, will by nature be stuck in a corner in attempting to remove the stain of corruption in any decent and humane way. That ain’t an apologia or empathia. It’s just a “fine mess” they got themselves into, once again. And it ain’t gonna get cleared up easily. Hell, it took until 2000 for the Church to apologize for their atrocities against Jews. And we ain’t even talking about how it treated other religions and so-called heretics. But words are just words, so I don’t think those who had been tortured or killed would have shown gratitude, if their persecutors informed them that an apology would eventually follow, but not at the moment. So let’s say there is a God, then how does the Supreme Being deal with this shonda? I ain’t no god, but wouldn’t one expect more than an apology?

  2. April 3, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    Your comments are as brilliant as your commenting names are hilarious. You should have your own blog and I will try to live up to it in my commenting,

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