News From Next Week


by Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved

  • Alien Made Entirely of Collagen Discovered in Beverly Hills

Alien Made Entirely of Collagen

  • Rumors Swirl that Tom Cruise is Straight
  • Can’t Multitask? Movie Lovers Watch Other Movies on iPads While At the Movies
  • Goldman Sachs Throws Themselves on Mercy of the Court, along with $100 Million Bribe
  • Prestigious National Whore Institute Names Ke$ha “Pop Whore Role Model of the Year”
  • Related: Tens of Ke$ha Fans Rally to Protest “Having to Hit the Fuckin’ $hift Key!”
  1. April 29, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    dang cool info man.

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