Court Allows Man to Change Unfortunate Spelling of Name
ENDURED YEARS OF HUMILIATION
By Joe Bodolai © 2010 All rights reserved
“I tried to get everyone from teachers and classmates to pronounce my surname properly, the way it’s spelled, but they refusedand turned it into brutal humiliation,” explained the 26 year-old Buffalo man who finally won his case today to change the spelling of his name. “It’s pronounced Shy-theed, but they just humiliated me by deliberately mispronouncing it”, said plaintiff Earl Shithead.
Powerful supporting testimony in his case came from Jean Claude Ashweepey (formerly spelled “Asswipe”) and Olivia Contholay (formerly spelled “Cunthole”.)
Judge Richard Wad ruled in his favor after only five minutes. “Mr. Shithead is happy as fuque,” said his attorney Guido Fukafacci.
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