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NB-ABY: “LaBronna”, “Shaqnisha” Top Ghetto Name List for Girls


By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved

LeBron James may have tumbled in popularity and respect after his slimy and selfish televised insult to his native Northeast Ohio, but the feminine variant of his name, “LaBron” tops the list of Most Populicious  Ghetto BabyGirl Names, along with variants “LaBronna” and “LaBron Qui Qui”. The perennial favorite “Shaqnisha” and variants “Shaqteesha”, “Shaqlishakensia” and “Shaqtuality” follow closely behind, demonstrating the enduring popularity of NBA-inspired names.

NBA Inspires Names, Wardrobe

“Ghetto parents want to name their babies after mad flossin’ ballers,” said Dominiqua Wilkensia Jackson of the Nomenclature Institute and Crew of Scarsdale, New York. “Even rich stockbrokers and Wall Street lawyers are naming their kids for success,” she added, pointing out not only the popularity of traditional ghetto-inspired names such as “Lawyer”, “President”, and “Neurosurgica”, but also new additions such as “GagaLulu” and “Kardashianna.”

Categories: Comedy and Satire
  1. September 19, 2010 at 7:26 am

    Nice Post! Wouldn’t it be awkward if you’re daughter had such names.

  2. September 19, 2010 at 9:21 am

    I have a daughter named “Supermodeliqua”.

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