NB-ABY: “LaBronna”, “Shaqnisha” Top Ghetto Name List for Girls
By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved
LeBron James may have tumbled in popularity and respect after his slimy and selfish televised insult to his native Northeast Ohio, but the feminine variant of his name, “LaBron” tops the list of Most Populicious Ghetto BabyGirl Names, along with variants “LaBronna” and “LaBron Qui Qui”. The perennial favorite “Shaqnisha” and variants “Shaqteesha”, “Shaqlishakensia” and “Shaqtuality” follow closely behind, demonstrating the enduring popularity of NBA-inspired names.
“Ghetto parents want to name their babies after mad flossin’ ballers,” said Dominiqua Wilkensia Jackson of the Nomenclature Institute and Crew of Scarsdale, New York. “Even rich stockbrokers and Wall Street lawyers are naming their kids for success,” she added, pointing out not only the popularity of traditional ghetto-inspired names such as “Lawyer”, “President”, and “Neurosurgica”, but also new additions such as “GagaLulu” and “Kardashianna.”