Social Website Rebrands as My___________ (Insert Clever Body Part Name Here)
Logorrhea Sweeps Nation
By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved
MyDick MySpace VP Mike Macadaan said the logo reflected that “MySpace is a platform for people to be whatever they want, so we’ve decided to give them the space to do it.” MySpace users immediately saw the opportunity to slide in their witty and colourful new user names. MySpace user “mydick199878444” said “they say the new name really does allow me to be unique and individuality is what MySpace is all about, just like everybody says.”
The new logo follows shortly after The Gap decided to ask customers to help them come up with something better
than the new logo they spent 1.33 million shitolads for. Say It Ain’t So, Joe! has suggested new logos for other major corporations who wish to more accurately reflect their current market relevance, such as Dow Jones and Ford (below).
Readers once again are asked to send their contributions to me for free in order to assist me in having new content. Joe’s founder and CEO, Joe Bodolai, said “in this current economic climate, or really any economic climate, corporations can always use free creativity to make more money. Why create content when I can get it from you for free? YouTube has really made that work. And the fake logos here? I got them from a site called Presurfer and he got them from some other site. At least I credit him… for getting them from some other site I don’t remember.”
▪ Logorrhea: an excessive flow of words; prolixity; wordiness; tumidity
Footnotes to the above footnote:
- Prolixity (from Latin prolixus, “extended”; also called wordiness, verbosity and garrulousness) in language refers to speech or writing which uses an excess of words. Adjectival forms include prolix, wordy, verbose, and garrulous, such as this footnote. It goes on in way too much detail, way too long, dontcha think? I mean, come on, it could have just said “wordiness”, but then that might be confused with “truthiness” or “loveliness” as a noun.
Tumidity: Swollen; distended. Used of a body part or organ. See MySpace new logo (above)