Did Rupert Murdoch Hire A Pie Thrower on Craigslist?

Rebekah Brooks Joins Evil Wizard Murdoch Cast in New “Masters of the Dark Arts”

By Joe Bodolai (c) All rights reserved.

In case you missed it, a guy with the hitman worthy name “Johnnie Marbles” struck Rupert Murdoch with a pie earlier today in the phone hacking inquiry in London.

This came just after the whistleblower, Sean Hoare, was found dead and Scotland Yard declared it “not suspicious”, which is of course the definition of suspicious.

Scotland Yard's Claim That Sean Hoare's Death is "No Suspicious" on My BS Meter

It is by no means a stretch of the imagination to think that the Murdoch media empire knows how to manipulate news, create it, and flat out make it up. We’ve seen and often enjoyed that in News of the World and despise it on Fox News (sic). I am sure there is a #pie thread going on Twitter right now. So as I was scouring the world’s Craigslist ads for a non-intern job I would not have been surprised to have come across this listing in the London “creative gigs” section. Is it the smoking pie?

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I will say this, he does get an awful lot of stuff for his reel. Meals, copy, and credit.

In related news, Rebekah Brooks has reportedly accepted an offer to star in the next blockbuster wizard movie series as an evil witch who reads the minds of dead people’s relatives and laughs at them.

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